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Thursday 13

April 5, 2007 by shishnit

Thirteen signs that you are getting older.

1. you wash your face and “pat” it dry

2. you don’t just look at but you “buy” Oil of Olay day cream and night cream

3. you think about whether or not you’ll beat your biological clock to have another baby

4. you prefer to take a hot bath over going out

5. your son has bigger feet than you do

6. you talk with your husband about sex but you fall asleep before a decision can be made

7. you think that “kids” wear crazy clothes and then realize those “kids” are in their twenties

8. you fight falling asleep in the movies

9. you start to add extra “shots” of caffeine to your drinks midweek

10. you start to pay other people to do your chores

11. you opt out of sexy high heels for sensible comfortable shoes that won’t make you miserable midway through the day

12. the realization hits you that you’re not that far away from “middle-age” and yet you talk yourself into thinking otherwise

13. over most things you prefer to….zzzzzzzzzzzz


1 Comment »

  1. Michelle says:

    LOL I Love #6 – “you talk with your husband about sex but you fall asleep before a decision can be made”

    BTW – you know the premise behind Thursday 13 is that you can make up a list of any 13 things you want. I am totally fine with you doing the same list as me but you can do anything!

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