Dear Stupid Dryer,
You make me mad because you broke. I want you to fix yourself because we are tired of your non-turning bullshit! Where the hell do you wear your belt anyways?
Unhappily,
Kristy
p.s. this is why I am glad I do not own a dishwasher!!
——edited 4 hours later——
You cannot beat Rick. You were forced into wearing a new $8 belt late this afternoon. You are now back at work. Nice try at early retirement!!
p.s. Dear Anyone else….my husband is the best. Reason #87,654,987,231 I pick Rick. He refuses to be beaten down or be forced to pay ridiculas amounts of money to unscrupulous repairmen. He goes above and beyond to learn new skills to fix things himself. Thank you honey! You get an A in husbandry!