I think it has been said before but women buy things that smell like cucumber….and yet men are surely not attracted to cucumbers are they? I believe she said it best and first. Ever since I read that blog post of hers (and it was ages ago) I’ve been more aware of my attraction to cucumber scented items. I love Bath & Body’s cucumber melon line…so yummy.
Today I had a big chuckle at the grocery store because I immediately picked up this product….JUST BECAUSE it had the word cucumber in it. And then on top of it “Cucumber Whiteâ€*. Doesn’t that just sound refreshing? Like an internal bath for your esophagus? I mean it just sounds delicious. I fully expected the actual tea bag to smell delicious but the tea to taste like ass slime. (Now doesn’t THAT sound like the river of hell? Ass slime…grody!) 
I have to say…..its some pretty damned good stuff. I think it would make a killer iced tea too…with a few cucumber slices floating on top…..and a cucumber smelling man serving it from his cucumber…er…wait…I digress.  Also…the tea bag package color…the green/blue…I swear I’m taking that sucker to Lowe’s and having them color match it so I can paint something that color. Because why just buy things that smell and taste like cucumbers? Why not paint walls to remind you of cucumbers?
Do you know of any awesome cucumber products??? Please share…!!! I’m addicted. And yah…last I checked…Rick wasn’t drooling over the cucumbers at the grocery store.
*the cucumber white tea has antioxidents in it…yah that’s WHY I bought it….uh…er….yah…..that’s whyÂ
I like the smell of cucumbers AND that light teal color.
“The color teal indicates a touch of sophistication and richness. It is also said to signify trustworthiness, devotion and healing and is indicative of spiritual guidance and teaching.”