I came home from work tonight and the back half of the house smells gross. Rick’s been smoking in our abode and me no likie. We had an agreement about this being a non-smoking house when we bought it. Or so I thought. I wrote a note on a post it and placed it on his pc screen. I’m hoping he gets the message.
“Please stop smoking in our love nest of a home. It smells like a dirty whore’s cum soaked ass crack after 23 hours of working Nebraska Avenue.
I love you. Let’s leave the whore’s out of our marriage. If I keep smelling them in our house…I’m going to look for my own gigalo.
Love,
The Management (aka your fucking wife!)
ha…if nothing else I crack my Fabreeze spraying ass up!!