one zip shopping for the “johns”
Dear Macy’s….this is just so bad. No one should wear this giddyup…least of all as a dress..and certainly not if you are plus sized. And I’m thinking that for $47.40 I really want an ENTIRE dress. But hey call it what it is. “Apple Bottoms Whore dress, with hood to cover ashamed face. Wear backwards for maximum slutiness!”

This fashion faux pas is just one of the many reasons fitting into regular ladies clothes will be heavenly. One of the other reasons is the bizarre frequency of horizontal stripes on “women’s” sized clothes just like that preppy disaster two posts down. Seriously!
It looks like some crazy combination of an old fashioned nurse uniform + hooded jacket with some odd ruching.