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January 31, 2009 by shishnit
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I have a crush
December 3, 2008 by shishnit
I have a crush on Craig Ferguson from the late late show. I don’t know when this happened exactly except to say that I often stay up too late at night because I don’t even get home until 10:20 p.m. most nights.  I usually take a hot bath, read a little bit, grab a snack and watch television until I cannot stay awake. Some nights this means I’m asleep by 11, other nights I’m awake until close to 2 a.m. Because Rick loves David Letterman and I’m usually in the bath tub while Dave’s on it turns out that Craig just has snuck up on me. I never intended to even watch the dude.
I know when it happened…this new crush. It was the night he did a monologue about politics and I was thinking “Amen brotha!†the entire time. He kept grabbing the camera with his hands and speaking directly into it and while he didn’t say who he preferred, his opinions were spot on with mine about politics and the insanity that was happening. It was then that I ruined my pajama bottoms and gasped out loud at my newfound love for him. From that night forth I intentionally turned on his show and my love for him has only blossomed to something bigger than I can almost manage.
Today I did some research on him and it turns out that he has the same birthday as I do. Turns out he was on the Drew Carey show but hell I hated that show and never watched it. I’ve also learned that he wrote the book Between the Bridge and the River and according to it’s amazon reviews it’s amazingly good. So I suppose now I’m going to be reading Ferguson while he’s on my television too.Â
I must say, he is now my pretend celebrity boyfriend. He’s funny, he’s smart, he’s engaging and now I find that what has concreted my thoughts is that he wrote a book too. He’s acted, been a stand up comedian, etc. And he’s got a fantastic fucking accent and dresses quite well too. Oh and since you’ve probably never noticed this…I really prefer my men to have one syllable names.  Uh…like Rick….oh and I named my kid Keith. Ahhh Craig….I can deal with Craig. I especially love the “c†and “k†sounds in names….uh…just like my own.
So sorry James Joyce but I gotta read Craig’s book first. You know, Craig Ferguson, my new celebrity crush. I think I’ll read the book after I watch this Big Tease video.
How the hell have I missed out on Craig all this time? A man who wears a skirt without shame….hot!!! It’s not really about what he LOOKS like although he’s an attractive enough guy. It’s more about his personality and that is what has always been the thing I seek out in men.
If he was good enough for Sharon Stone and Amy Yasbeck (John Ritter’s widow and seriously John Ritter was hot just because he was so damned funny! When I was 12 I wanted to marry John Ritter.) then I’m game. Oh god then I found this “Ferguson and his ex-wife live next door to each other in Los Angeles, and share custody of their son.” He’s man enough to live next door to his ex-wife for the kids sake? *swoon* Email me anytime Craig.
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