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  1. Funny how music always remembers what our brains forget

    January 10, 2012 by shishnit

    When I was 18…one of my first bosses Matt and I worked together at National Record Mart. I was a sales associate and peddled cassettes in the ONLY record shop in town. It was located in the shopping mall and it was the place to be if you were a teenager. There wasn’t much to do in my small town of Johnstown. I loved the heck out of that job. I had the most fun ever and met so so many hot guys. But I digress…HOT GUYS make me do that.

    Anyway….Matt was amazing. He was in his late twenties when I was only 18. I saw him as “older” and more “respectable” than myself at that time. He was living on his own and was married to his wife Kelli already. Over the years Matt and I have kept in touch. Not quite close contact but in touch. His wife sends me a Christmas card from both of them every single year. I think Matt has a soft spot for me because he too did not get along with his mother and my mom kicked me out of the house while I worked with and for him.

    To this day when I hear a B-52’s song or any song by the band “The Fall” or “Daniel Lanois” I insistently remember my 2 years of working peddling records and I instantly remember Matt and how much fun we had working there. There was a large crew of employees and yet only Matt and I have kept in touch. It’s a nice chapter of my past and I always get a bit sentimental for it when I hear any of those tunes since Matt had those 3 albums (and I do mean RECORDS) on constant rotation. That was the time before CD’s. In fact the last year I worked there, 1991 was the first year we began to sell CD’s. Crazy eh? I knew a world when CD’s were expensive and cost more than cassette tapes because let’s face it cassette tapes were total crap.

    Today I wrote out a card for Matt & Kelli and thought about all the years I’ve sent them a card in return. I didn’t act in time to send a Christmas card since I’m a bozo and never got to them….but I sent a New Years card anyway because some people are forever.


  2. my farewell letter at work (subject line: and on her farm she had a goat…e…i….e….i…here I go!)

    October 7, 2010 by shishnit

    So…I am leaving **** to pursue goat herding in Cyprus for my wealthy great-aunt. I wish to thank all of you for your support  and friendship over the past 6 years. It was rewarding to achieve so many new objectives with you, and to have known some of you personally.  They say you can’t pick your family and this is true, but you also have no say in who your work family will consist of,  however working here has been far more fun than any family dinner I’ve ever attended, that’s for certain. You guys are the life of every party and are a wealth of fantastic’ness! (that should totally be a word!)

     

    There have been some amazing people that have been around my table every day for the past 6 years, and I may run into them in the goat fields.  Somehow this company culls the best of the best and then makes them better and better with each passing day, if you don’t resist. It’s a mystery to me how they do this. I’ve long believed there is an invisible box on the application that says “Outstanding yes or no” and only those that are able to find and check the invisible YES box get in and succeed.  Congratulations you were one of the latter; you have won the lottery, now how will you spend your blessings?  Please pass them forward to the students.

    I am now looking forward to the new challenges of herding goats in the” miraculous” fields  of Cypress for the famous three Billy Goat Gruff Company, the company my wealthy Aunt owns, while also moonlighting as a sales consultant for Shamwow on the side and learning how to make cheese. Yes, I intend to stay busy. I’ll also be writing a book and you may be one of the characters within it. Names will be changed to protect the intelligent.  In my spare time I will be exploring my “chef” side again.  Cooking up some goat cheese specialties…and a special “Chef” salad concoction.

    I wish you all the best in all of the company’s future endeavors and objectives, I am not fall out…I just couldn’t resist the opportunity to goat farm. Goat farming is enticing I tell ya! I will always be a Phoenix because I took a lot of time and effort to become a valued Alumni member gaining diploma’s that hold the key to changing people’s lives.  Those pieces of paper are priceless I tell ya.  I did what I spent years encouraging hundred’s of University of Phoenix students to do and it’s been nothing but a joy to be on that journey.  Some people absolutely love being a student.  I hope that herding goats, selling Shamwow’s, writing books and making cheese by hand will be just as rewarding for me, but it would certainly be more fun if you and you were beside me!

     

    If you are thinking of getting into the booming goat-herding industry, need a new super absorbent amazing cleaning rag, love cheese or just wish to hear about my future adventures or buy my future bestseller, please keep in touch, my contact details are: poeticalgirl@hotmail.com, 727-###-####.  I will never turn away a fellow Phoenix. Remember be nice to the person beside you, they will appreciate it and they will be nicer to the students in turn and then everyone wins and no food fights break out at the table.  Food is for cooking, not throwing.

     

    Be the inspiration our students need!  I pass the baton.

    Warmest regards my friends,

    Kristy

     

     

    Kristy ****, Future Goat Farmer, Shamow Representative, Cheesemaker Extraordinaire, Chef to the E list stars

    Somewhere in Cypress on an Secluded Farm 

     


  3. I wish this was true!

    July 20, 2010 by shishnit

    I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!


  4. holy shit….my parents wedding photo!!!

    May 28, 2010 by shishnit

    8-19-67

    My Dad conveniently titled this jpg on his computer 8-19-67.  The file was saved in 1999…the year she filed for divorce.  Just found this on a floppy disk not marked at all…in a box of floppy’s I took upon his death, never looked at them until today.


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    April 10, 2010 by shishnit

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